LA: Michelle Jenneke is cramming just about a lifetime's worth of fame into 2012, getting this hilarious video in by the new year.
This video is from the minds of those procurers of hilarious images, The Chive, and they have seen fit to make a video off one of their memes.
Here is Mac Faulkner who they refer to as Forever Alone. One quick jaunt through that link will explain why they call him that.
Well, they decided to use the biggest Internet star of 2012 to see what it was like to be Forever Alone after watching the famed viral video of Jenneke warming up for a track meet in Barcelona.
The start of the video is a hilarious rendition of how some may have seen the Australian hurdler for the first time, "I think I just forgave my father."
When the buddies leave, Forever Alone gets lost in a fantasy world where Jenneke is the perfect girlfriend, making you pancakes, playing video games and watching Up while you both lose it emotionally.
Perfect girlfriends make you pancakes right? Because I've had similar fantasies.
The video ends with Forever Alone missing out once again, with the actual Jenneke leaving on a date with his bro.
Poor guy is destined to be forever alone.
Meanwhile internet sensation Michelle Jenneke may not have won an Olympic gold medal in 2012, but she did win the hearts of men across the world. Just ask them.
The 19-year-old Aussie was dubbed "Jiggling, Jumping Jenneke" in July after a sexy pre-race dance routine at the Barcelona World Junior Championships went viral.
It made her an international sensation and now she has landed the the NO.10 spot in AskMen.com annual most desirable Top 100 list.
Jenneke failed to qualify for the Olympic Games - with her best result to date a silver medal in the 100-metre hurdles at the 2010 Summer Youth Olympics.
Yet in the popular annual poll, the wholesome Jenneke beat out many high profile, wealthy stars such as Victoria's Secret angel Candice Swanepoel, Modern Family glamour Sofia Vergara, royal princess Kate Middleton and pop sensation Katy Perry.
In her descirption on why Jenneke is No.10, AskMen.com wrote:
"Dressed in the smallest two-piece tracksuit available, Jenneke bounced and danced, swaying her hips and swinging her hair like a total coquette.
"She eventually finished fifth, but who cares? She wins a gold medal for the sexiest warmup of all time."
Jenneke was one of three Aussies in the top 10 along with supermodels Miranda Kerr (No.6) and Jessica Gomes (No.8).
